Please?

Dear God,
It seems that you forgot to turn on the air conditioner this morning. I didn't know if it was merely an oversight, or if it is broken. But, I was wondering, do you know about how long it will take to come back on? It's awfully hot down here, and my daughter does NOT want to put clothes on when it's hot, and I'm not taking her to the grocery store in just a diaper.
If, for some reason, you are unable to turn the AC on, do you think you could at least get rid of the sauna? It really isn't fun when your clothes stick to you.
Let me know if there's anything I can do for you, m'kay?

Love you bunches-
Tiffany