My daughter has decided she is better suited as a pig.
Not because she is fat. Not because she eats a lot (though that is true).
She has learned to snort. And she does it ALL.THE.TIME. She crinkles her little nose, and starting laughing so hard, she snorts. Which makes her laugh more.
I'm just waiting for the milk to come out her nose. If she's anything like her momma, it's bound to happen.
Not that I know about milk coming out of my nose. Dr. Pepper is another story.