Dear maker of Moose Tracks ice cream,
You are a current favorite. That is a very coveted position, you should know. However, I feel I must inform you that you may soon no longer be invited to the party in my freezer.
It is not acceptable to have only 2 peanut butter cups in one night's serving, and 6 in the next night's. Same number of scoops. Should mean the same number of yummy peanut butter filled bits of chocolate goodness.
I'm nearing the end of this carton, and if your performance does not impress me, it's back to my good friends B&J.
Consider yourself warned.